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friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 





Has anyone ever noticed that when you’re talking about our history with some white people they always say stuff like “We walked on the moon” or, “We won the Revolutionary War” or, “We invented television” or some other modern day appliance but then when you get to the bad stuff it’s “They owned slaves” and, “They denied people civil rights” and They committed genocide.       

The drive to disassociate is strong.


what i love the most about classic doctor group shots is that they’re always this group of funny old men and then suddenly BAM PAUL MCGANN

i mean


one of those things is not like the others


do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

(Source: lamegrownup)


i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror
old-fashion-notion sent: Aly, I love you to death, but trypophobia isn't a legitimate written phobia. If it was then people who actually have it would be deathly afraid of key holes, bee hives, and possibly their own mouths.

Yeah I know but in certain situations it’s nice to get a warning about those type of things just because some thing freak people out more than others??? Does that make sense?? Like idk I know I and other people just try and avoid looking at stuff like that.
Also beehives do scare the hell out of me lmao.
But like just because it’s not a written phobia doesn’t mean it doesn’t freak people out.


so tuff



japan has more 7/11s than any country in the world. they have 15,000 7/11s. the usa only has 8,200. we are so much bigger than japan. japan does not need 6,800 more 7/11s than us

the only way to really put this in perspective is to mention that the US apparently has around 14,000 McDonalds.

(Source: starb0lt)